BetaCaryophyllene: 0.32% | BetaMyrcene: 0.09% | CBGA: 1.32% | Humulene: 0.12% | Limonene: 0.26% | Linalool: 0.14% | THC: 25.91% | THC9: 1.18% | THCA: 28.21% | TotalTerpenes: 0.93%
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Indica
• Aroma & Flavor: Sweet and creamy blueberry, fruity mint, and earthy pine notes.
• Common Effects: Relaxed, creative, tingly, and hungry, with a balanced body-and-mind high.
BetaCaryophyllene: 0.3% | BetaMyrcene: 0.09% | CBGA: 1.41% | Farnesene: 0.07% | Guaiol: 0.1% | Humulene: 0.13% | Limonene: 0.38% | Linalool: 0.23% | THC: 29.45% | THC9: 1.15% | THCA: 32.27% | TotalTerpenes: 1.3%
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• Type: hybrid
• Genetics: Gelato × Moon Pie
• Aroma & Flavor: Dessert-forward profile featuring creamy gelato, sweet citrus, lemon zest, floral notes, and earthy/gas undertones
BetaCaryophyllene: 0.37% | BetaMyrcene: 0.24% | CBG: 0.15% | Farnesene: 0.08% | Humulene: 0.12% | Limonene: 0.19% | Linalool: 0.28% | THC: 26.49% | THC9: 2.08% | THCA: 27.83% | TotalTerpenes: 1.28%
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LINEAGE
Tide x Zangbanger
Tidebanger is a culmination of what the Wizard Trees breeding program can do. We found multiple phenos, but the #4 is truly unique because it doesn’t really mix terp profiles, it enhances them. It’s like Zangbanger on steroids with the loudest blueberry candy, so loud it almost doesn’t seem real. It can remind you of a syrup pack or a vape pen in the best way, pure, unapologetic blueberry candy. This is one of those strains that stains and coats the mouth. It will definitely leave your grinder smelling like blueberry for a while. Absolute must for any connoisseur.
BetaCaryophyllene: 0.28% | BetaMyrcene: 0.18% | CBG: 0.15% | Humulene: 0.1% | Limonene: 0.12% | Linalool: 0.19% | THC: 26.12% | THC9: 2.01% | THCA: 27.48% | TotalTerpenes: 0.86%
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(5) x .7g hand-finished, premium flower pre-rolls with a ceramic tip.
Lineage: (Tide x Zang Banger)
Tidebanger is a culmination of what the Wizard Trees breeding program can do. We found multiple phenos, but the #4 is truly unique because it doesn’t really mix terp profiles, it enhances them. It’s like Zangbanger on steroids with the loudest blueberry candy, so loud it almost doesn’t seem real. It can remind you of a syrup pack or a vape pen in the best way, pure, unapologetic blueberry candy. This is one of those strains that stains and coats the mouth. It will definitely leave your grinder smelling like blueberry for a while. Absolute must for any connoisseur.
AlphaBisabolol: 0.07% | BetaCaryophyllene: 0.37% | BetaMyrcene: 0.52% | CBG: 0.15% | CBGA: 0.43% | Humulene: 0.13% | Limonene: 0.28% | Linalool: 0.22% | THC: 24.63% | THC9: 2.22% | THCA: 25.56% | TotalTerpenes: 1.6%
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(5) x .7g hand-finished, premium flower pre-rolls with a ceramic tip.
Lineage: (Smoothie x Zangria)
Smoothie is one of our day-ones, rebuilt into a new rendition of one of our favorite profiles. The strawberry terps layered with Zangria’s candy creates a truly unique flavor, but that’s not even the best part, the punch is easily one of the strongest on our roster, almost like that old-school chem “sit down” effect… except the flavor stays pure: one of the most fantastic strawberry smoothie profiles we’ve ever encountered. Expect loud, trichome-covered bright green nugs that’ll humble even the most experienced smoker. During pheno hunting it was obvious this one was an all-star, a true Portal favorite.
BetaCaryophyllene: 0.32% | BetaMyrcene: 0.1% | CBG: 0.17% | CBGA: 1.06% | Guaiol: 0.09% | Humulene: 0.1% | Limonene: 0.28% | Linalool: 0.17% | THC: 30.2% | THC9: 2.37% | THCA: 31.74% | TotalTerpenes: 1.07%
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• Type: sativa-dominant hybrid
• Lineage: Gelonade × Dosidos
BetaCaryophyllene: 0.33% | BetaMyrcene: 0.29% | CBGA: 0.2% | Farnesene: 0.08% | Humulene: 0.11% | Limonene: 0.22% | Linalool: 0.24% | THC: 26.2% | THC9: 1.96% | THCA: 27.64% | TotalTerpenes: 1.26%
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(5) x .7g hand-finished, premium flower pre-rolls with a ceramic tip.
Lineage: (Sour Diesel x Lemon Cherry Gelato)
New Yorker is a culmination of two of New York’s most synonymous strains: Sour D x LCG. This cross brings to the table the funky sour notes that Diesel is known for and the sweet candy delight that LCG is known for. This powerful hybrid yields high THC and stoney body highs, sure to take anyone back through nostalgic times.
BetaCaryophyllene: 0.33% | BetaMyrcene: 0.44% | CBG: 0.18% | CBGA: 0.66% | Humulene: 0.12% | Limonene: 0.23% | Linalool: 0.19% | THC: 29.82% | THC9: 2.33% | THCA: 31.34% | TotalTerpenes: 1.31%
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(5) x .7g hand-finished, premium flower pre-rolls with a ceramic tip.
Lineage: (Clone Only)
Tide is reminiscent of Wizzy, but it has its own twist — almost like a tropical Z layered on top. Buds come out lighter colored, and some will even show a bluish hue, but overall this one is just pure candy. It’s all flavor, with layers and complexity that keep it interesting, but it never leaves that tropical candy lane.
AlphaBisabolol: 0.07% | BetaCaryophyllene: 0.35% | BetaMyrcene: 0.48% | CBGA: 0.54% | Humulene: 0.12% | Limonene: 0.27% | Linalool: 0.21% | THC: 24.6% | THC9: 1.89% | THCA: 25.9% | TotalTerpenes: 1.5%
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1g hand-finished, premium flower pre-roll with a ceramic tip.
LINEAGE
New Yorker x Black Magic
AlphaBisabolol: 0.07% | BetaCaryophyllene: 0.38% | BetaMyrcene: 0.45% | CBG: 0.14% | CBGA: 0.52% | Humulene: 0.13% | Limonene: 0.25% | Linalool: 0.21% | THC: 23.56% | THC9: 1.81% | THCA: 24.8% | TotalTerpenes: 1.49%
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(5) x .7g hand-finished, premium flower pre-rolls with a ceramic tip.
Lineage: (Biscotti x Zangria)
Biscotti heads, this one’s for you. British Delight brings back that classic doughy gas from the Connected-era Biscotti you remember, with a Zangria twist that adds just the right amount of sweet.
Think dense, dark, loud nugs that hit like they’re supposed to. The terp profile is hard to explain but easy to love, especially if you’re chasing that now old-school Biscotti flavor with a little something extra. For real smokers only.
AlphaBisabolol: 0.34% | BetaCaryophyllene: 1.46% | BetaMyrcene: 0.41% | BetaPinene: 0.11% | CaryophylleneOxide: 0.07% | CBDa: 0.22% | CBG: 0.64% | CBGA: 4.49% | Farnesene: 0.06% | Fenchol: 0.04% | Humulene: 0.46% | Limonene: 1.14% | Linalool: 0.31% | THC: 75.32% | THC10: 0.1% | THC9: 0.7% | THCA: 84.97% | TotalTerpenes: 4.51%
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Made from flower grown in house and fresh frozen to capture each strain’s essence. Zero additives or color remediation.
AlphaBisabolol: 0.2% | BetaCaryophyllene: 3.53% | BetaPinene: 0.19% | CaryophylleneOxide: 0.06% | CBDa: 0.29% | CBG: 0.16% | CBGA: 1.31% | Farnesene: 0.33% | Fenchol: 0.08% | Humulene: 1.18% | Limonene: 1.31% | Linalool: 0.34% | Terpineol: 0.07% | THC: 78.45% | THC10: 0.44% | THC9: 0.8% | THCA: 88.05% | TotalTerpenes: 7.53%
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Animal Mints x Kush Mints
Made from flower grown in house and fresh frozen to capture each strain’s essence. Zero additives or color remediation.
